Western journalists claim to report the news objectively and fairly. If they really did, this is what coverage of Netanyahu's assassination might look like...
To which PM Carney would suggest "in our consistent purstuit of a two-state solution, with both people living peacefully side-by-side in what I would call a Hamasist Israeli state if you will". Shoe on the other foot works wonders to demonstrate the absurdity of what has been normalized!
chortle, chortle ..I really think you've outdone yourself with this one, this time roger! Jonathan must be feeling a mix of both fear and admiration in the face of your acerbic wit 🧟♂️🤳🤳🤳🤳
Astonishing how balanced reporting and well researched journalism reads after the dystopian State sponsored think speak diatribe of the corporate mainstream media. No blatant distortion of events just an account of what and how it happened and a fascinating observation of what ‘self defence’ looks like if it’s real- retaliation for unprovoked US sponsored terrorist attacks resulting in the deaths of innocent civilians. A stark contrast from the blatant propaganda and distorted messaging we’re drip fed daily. Well done!
I dont want the zio-scum dead. I want him available for enhanced interrogation then trials.
Excellent
Great use of satire to make irrefutable points. Very effective. Thank you.
Is this true? Honest question.
No, it didn't happen.
To which PM Carney would suggest "in our consistent purstuit of a two-state solution, with both people living peacefully side-by-side in what I would call a Hamasist Israeli state if you will". Shoe on the other foot works wonders to demonstrate the absurdity of what has been normalized!
I can’t tell you how much I love this ❤️
Careful Jonathan - that's the kind of thought experiment we're no longer permitted to have in the freedom loving west.
Well done and spot on
It's funny; most of this sounds completely reasonable.
A year full of shame, violence, and genocide.
https://open.substack.com/pub/amrrageh/p/the-first-aired-genocide-in-humans?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=yvsbe
When Jonathan Cook gets assassinated, no one will write anything, and even that will be more attention than he deserves!
chortle, chortle ..I really think you've outdone yourself with this one, this time roger! Jonathan must be feeling a mix of both fear and admiration in the face of your acerbic wit 🧟♂️🤳🤳🤳🤳
Brilliant parody!!
This one’s for the annals, a perfect demonstration.
Astonishing how balanced reporting and well researched journalism reads after the dystopian State sponsored think speak diatribe of the corporate mainstream media. No blatant distortion of events just an account of what and how it happened and a fascinating observation of what ‘self defence’ looks like if it’s real- retaliation for unprovoked US sponsored terrorist attacks resulting in the deaths of innocent civilians. A stark contrast from the blatant propaganda and distorted messaging we’re drip fed daily. Well done!
WeChat flooded with this unverified information 👌
A moment of joy reading the headline.
Clever. However, the hyperbole and sainthood if this should happen would read like the second coming.